O'Comedy

Chat 1Notes

It'll catch on.
  • Friend: What's shakin' home bacon?
  • Me: Not much to gloat honey bunches of oats.

Photo 2Notes
I always wanted my happily ever after to involve sheepskin but I didn’t know how! THANKS UGG!  Zoom

I always wanted my happily ever after to involve sheepskin but I didn’t know how! THANKS UGG! 


Text 2Notes

Sometimes I like to replace the words “Defying Gravity” with “Defying Sean Hannity” when I sing in the shower.

You’re welcome, neighbors.


Link 1Notes
Los Angeles is banning the use of plastic in bags

“Yaaaaaay! More for me!” said Pam Anderson’s boobs. 


Text 5Notes

How did people write their Facebook statuses before Gotye lyrics existed?

Photo 11Notes
How I begin every sketch.  Zoom

How I begin every sketch. 


Text 11Notes

“THAT’S who the Maroon 5 song is about?”

—Millions of teens watching SNL tonight


Photo 6Notes
This doesn’t make me look suspicious. Zoom

This doesn’t make me look suspicious.


Photo 3Notes
I was watching the trailer for Kingdom Hearts 3D and it froze at what I can only assume is a very passionate moment between Mickey and Riku.  Riku: I WISH I KNEW HOW TO QUIT YOU.Mickey: Huh HAAA!   Zoom

I was watching the trailer for Kingdom Hearts 3D and it froze at what I can only assume is a very passionate moment between Mickey and Riku. 

Riku: I WISH I KNEW HOW TO QUIT YOU.
Mickey: Huh HAAA!  


Photo 2Notes
I bought all their flowers and confessed all my fantasies.  Zoom

I bought all their flowers and confessed all my fantasies. 


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